Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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