Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I AM VODKA MAN
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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