cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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