someone get that fucking seahorse.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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