I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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