It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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