I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I just cut my nipple shaving
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
time to smoke my breakfast
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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