need another drink. this is the easiest way
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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