her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
my nose is crying tears of wow.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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