real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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