Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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