i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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