Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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