Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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