I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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