So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Duck Duck Cougar?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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