...so i touched it.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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