apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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