I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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