I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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