nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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