I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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