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(909): View more from California

grandma shit on top of the toilet

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(415): View more from California

mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

I mean not really

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.

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(516): View more from New York

Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.

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(815): View more from Illinois

im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine

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(682): View more from Texas

I plan on gettn treatment center drunk

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(517): View more from Michigan

I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch

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