I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
