I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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