very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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