with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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