i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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