Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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