Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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