Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I believe in your delicious
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
do nipples grow back?
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