Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There r osticjed everywhere
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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