brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
