Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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