we have officially lost it.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
