I should be sponsored by Trojan
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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