DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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