Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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