kristin has been a bad kristin
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
