apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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