you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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