You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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