watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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