Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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