U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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