I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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