what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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