Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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