My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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