How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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