It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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